BLOW UP ROCKS™

Your therapy alternative.

BlowUpRocks™ is a therapy and counseling alternative for Christian men consisting of revolutionary mindset and spiritual tools lauded by cultures old and young for their health and performance benefits. Unlike therapy & counseling, BlowUpRocks helps you permanently eliminate "the rocks in your head" (the lies you believe about yourself, others and God) and gives you lasting peace without dependency on prescription medications or porn, which is terrible for high performance in your business or at home.
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CASE STORY:
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>Dr. Bill (age 42) - went from waking up everyday wanting to "crawl under a rock" to breaking his out-of-town-on-business porn habit and his wife forgiving him, which added a new level of intimacy in their sex life that he didn't think was possible.

​As a result of getting honest with his wife ... ⤵️ 

Dr. Bill's practice grew from $640K to $1.4M/year in the next 12 Months!

What rocks?
(Baby, don't hurt me.)
The "rock" that’s standing between you and true success. The rock that’s wedged itself between you and your loved ones. That secret rock that WEIGHS YOU DOWN – every single day.  

We’re going to blast those rocks to smithereens.
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Why do we keep tripping over the same rocks?
​Because we don’t know they’re there. We think it’s normal to be constantly weighed down, blocked and irritated because that’s how life has always been.
 
Instead of eliminating the rocks, we shift them from one side of our backs to the other. We sidestep the rocks. We roll the rocks aside. But they keep showing up again and again.
 
It’s time to GET RID of your rocks – once and for all.
 
You’ve tried professional counseling. How did that go? You uncovered some rocks. You talked about your rocks. But you’re still dealing with them. We'll show you how to eliminate the rocks – permanently.

Rocks in Your HEAD ™
​Eliminating the stupid thinking that holds you back.

​​❎ Is your brain so scattered and foggy, that you're not following through with things?
❎ Are you saying you want to do all these goals, but you're not pulling the trigger, and you're doing this in every area of your life?
​❎ Do you see people looking at you and they're disappointed because you let them down, or you’ve been asking yourself, "Can I do it? Do I have what it takes? Is it gonna work?"
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B E N E F I T S

|   Real conversations you don’t get to have with anybody
|   Approach people and not have the fear of rejection
|   Fully accept yourself and eliminate impostor syndrome

Rocks in Your BUSINESS ™
That block your way and keep you from moving forward.

❎ Do you over indulge in drinking, work 10-16 hour days while doing it all, and you're kind of a workaholic?
​❎ Do you get so hyper focused on business that sometimes the other things in your life take a back seat?
❎ Do you feel like you're just so close but you're just missing that one little bit to get you to the next step?
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B E N E F I T S

|   Work 10-15 hours less a week
|   Replace yourself in your role and scale your business
|   Experience increase in your revenues and profits

Rocks in Your MARRIAGE ™
The real reason you’re losing intimacy with your wife.

​❎ Do you feel like your marriage has the love and the potential but there's a 5% something there that just needs to be fixed...and you're both stuck?
​❎ Do you feel like you're falling out of love with the person that you prayed for so many years ago?
❎ Do you feel like you're letting your spouse down or they're constantly letting you down?
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B E N E F I T S

|   Get peaceful communication with your wife
|   Release anger issues in your marriage
|   Let go of bitterness and unforgiveness

CASE STORY
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>Pete (age 46) - went from cheating on his wife (because "that's what Latino men do") to being a faithful husband and biggest supporter during his wife's battle with cancer. 

​As a result of cleaning up his marriage ... ⤵️

Pete's income increased from $9K/mo to $30K/mo in the next 6 Months)

Rocks in Your PARENTING ™
Why you feel guilty as a parent.

❎ Do you feel like your parenting your kids but not connecting with your kids?
​❎ Do you have too many rocks on your plate and you're getting more and more frustrated, which is turning into anger?
​❎ Do you feel like you're letting your kids down, or that you're a bad parent?
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B E N E F I T S

|   Better connection/communication with your children
|   New tools for healthy parenting
CASE STORY
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>Alex (age 28) - went from 15 years of porn addiction, shame & guilt (wife in support group for HIS addiction) to a 100% porn free marriage, moving to their dream home in Puerto Rico, and God blessing him with his first son. 
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​As a result of breaking his porn habit ... ⤵️

Alex's business jumped 25% to 70% net profit in the next 6 Months!

Rocks in Your FAITH ™
Why you don't feel connected to God.

​❎ Do you feel you need to read the Bible more, be more spiritual, or ‘have it all together’ before you're ready to fulfill God's purpose?
​❎ Are you amped up or frantic with a lot of anxiety and you're OFF and ON bipolar or depression medicines?
❎ When you wake up, do you feel like you just want to crawl under a rock?
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​B E N E F I T S
|   Let go of the need to impress people, and God
|   Finally put down the weight of your own destiny
|   Freedom from addictions/prescription medications
|   Find meaning and purpose in God's calling on your life
THE THERAPY ALTERNATIVE ™

We weren’t mad at therapy or counseling, just disappointed.

People hire therapists and counselors to talk about their problems, to share their problems, to air, to vent their problems. And unfortunately rarely do anything about their problems. Therapy and counseling help a little but tend to go on for years and years and years because the stinking thinking is still present.

​Extraordinary human beings join BlowUpRocks when they're done talking about their problems and they're ready to get rid of their problems. They're ready to take action to get the solution. That means it's going to be confronting at times, you'll have to do challenging things. You'll have to face discomfort. You'll have to face yourself. 
 
Many of us don't like to see who we see in the mirror. That, however, is where all the breakthroughs will happen. And the one thing you'll get from BlowUpRocks, is RESULTS. 
 
We're not here for counseling or therapy. 
We're going to blow up the LIES you believe about yourself, others and God so that you become happy, healthy and wealthy.

​If you want to explode the lies that are holding you down, and you're ready to do the work - and you may have tears going forward in some of our sessions - if you're ready to lean in and embrace THAT but get the darn life that you actually want ... and the loving marriage that you see other couples living ... and leave behind an unforgettable legacy for your kids and grand kids - then BlowUpRocks is going to be the detonator that ignites your future!

​And we'll get you these new possibilities together.
​You have our word in that matter.

Just want results?

Select which "rocks" you want to blow up first.

  

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Free your mind from the lies and limitations you believe about yourself, others, and God​
  • Virtual prayer healing session
    (lasts up to 2 hours)
  • Break free from the lies that are preventing God from blessing your business, finances, and relationships
$500.00 one-time

  

1-on-1 Coaching
​Addiction | Anger | Depression | Guilt/Shame

  • Weekly/Monthly, 1 on 1 Mentorship With Coach Joseph Warren
  • Includes Annual 2-4 Day Retreat
  • Unprecedented Increase In Your Business & Finances
  • A Sense of Hope & Peace of Mind
  • Freedom & Explosive Growth In Your Income, Mindset, Marriage, Parenting & Faith - Guaranteed!​​​
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Q&A
DOES IT USE PSYCHOLOGY?
​Yes, BlowUpRocks contains elements of psychology, spirituality, and confronting reality. This unique blend of modalities is found in the Stones and Boulders programs. Just enough to provide some life-changing transformation without creating dependency on coaching.
HELP WOMEN BLOW UP ROCKS??
Yup. Though we predominantly assist men, we have helped countless high-achieving women blow up rocks in their business and personal lives. These common rocks that weigh people down have no gender bias whatsoever.
WHERE DO WE MEET TO BLOW UP ROCKS?
​Our company started and is operated out of Tampa, FL, USA. All session are held via Zoom, which makes it possible for us to BlowUpRocks for anyone regardless of where in the world you're located.
WHERE DID THIS PROGRAM COME FROM?
BlowUpRocks was started by Joseph Warren after spending hundreds of hours in 1 on 1 coaching sessions with real clients just like you. It turns out that you're not alone - these same rocks weigh us all down.
CAN YOU GET STARTED WHILE IN THERAPY?
Absolutely! However, after doing BlowUpRocks for 90 days, you'll probably just rip off the band-aid and tell your therapist, "I think we should just be friends".
WILL IT MAKE ME MORE VIRILE?
BlowUpRocks will permanently smash the rocks that weigh you down every single day. Will getting free and feeling significantly lighter give you more vitality, passion, and aliveness with your spouse? We're no genius but we suspect that it just might :)
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