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I help men blow up rocks!
​...ROCKS means "HEAD TRASH"

CLIENT SUCCESS STORY:
Dr. Bill (age 42) 
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> Dr. Bill went from waking up everyday wanting to "crawl under a rock" because of the guilt/shame around his porn habit to his wife 100% forgiving him, which immediately added a new level of intimacy to their sex life that he didn't think was possible. Giddy-up!
​As a tangible result of blowing up his marriage rocks ⤵️ 

...Dr. Bill's practice grew from $640K to $1.4M in 12 Months - Cha-ching!

What rocks?
(Baby, don't hurt me.)
The "rock" that’s standing between you and true success. The rock that’s wedged itself between you and your loved ones. That secret rock that WEIGHS YOU DOWN – every single day.  

We’re going to blast those rocks to smithereens.
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Why do we keep tripping over the same rocks?
​Because we don’t know they’re there. Men think it’s normal to be constantly weighed down, blocked and irritated because that’s how life has always been.
 
Instead of eliminating the rocks, we shift them from one side of our backs to the other. We sidestep the rocks. We roll the rocks aside. But they keep showing up again and again.
 
It’s time to explode your rocks – ONCE AND FOR ALL.
 
You’ve tried professional counseling. How did that go? You uncovered some rocks. You talked about your rocks in therapy. But you’re still dealing with them. We'll show you how to eliminate the rocks – permanently.

MENTAL ROCKS™
​Eliminate the stupid thinking that holds you back.

​​❎ Is your brain so scattered and foggy, that you're not following through with things?
❎ Are you saying you want to do all these goals, but you're not pulling the trigger, and you're doing this in every area of your life?
​❎ Do you see people looking at you and they're disappointed because you let them down, or you’ve been asking yourself, "Can I do it? Do I have what it takes? Is it gonna work?"
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R E S U L T S

|   Real conversations you don’t get to have with anybody
|   Approach people and not have the fear of rejection
|   Fully accept yourself and eliminate impostor syndrome

BUSINESS ROCKS™
Clear your path and keep moving forward.

❎ Do you over indulge in drinking, work 10-16 hour days while doing it all, and you're kind of a workaholic?
​❎ Do you get so hyper focused on business that sometimes the other things in your life take a back seat?
❎ Do you feel like you're just so close but you're just missing that one little bit to get you to the next step?
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R E S U L T S

|   Work 10-15 hours less a week
|   Replace yourself in your role and scale your business
|   Experience massive increase in your revenues and profits

MARRIAGE ROCKS™
Learn the real reason you’re losing intimacy with your wife.

​❎ Do you feel like your marriage has the love and the potential but there's a 5% something there that just needs to be fixed...and you're both stuck?
​❎ Do you feel like you're falling out of love with the person that you prayed for so many years ago?
❎ Do you feel like you're letting your spouse down or they're constantly letting you down?
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R E S U L T S

|   Get peaceful communication with your wife
|   Release anger issues in your marriage
|   Let go of bitterness and unforgiveness

CASE STORY
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>Pete (age 46) - went from cheating on his wife (because "that's what Latino men do") to being a faithful husband and biggest supporter during his wife's battle with cancer. 

​As a result of blasting his marriage rocks ... ⤵️

Pete's income increased from $9K/mo to $30K/mo in the next 6 Months)

PARENTING ROCKS™
Why you feel guilty as a Dad and how to obliterate it.

❎ Do you feel like your parenting your kids but not connecting with your kids?
​❎ Do you have too many rocks on your plate and you're getting more and more frustrated, which is turning into anger?
​❎ Do you feel like you're letting your kids down, or that you're a bad father?
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R E S U L T S

|   Better connection with your children
|   New tools for healthy parenting
CASE STORY
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>Alex (age 28) - went from 15 years of porn addiction, shame & guilt (wife in support group for HIS addiction) to a 100% porn free marriage, moving to their dream home in Puerto Rico, and God blessing him with his first son. 
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​As a result of breaking his porn habit ... ⤵️

Alex's business jumped 25% to 70% net profit in the next 6 Months!

SPIRITUAL ROCKS™
Feel connected to God and align yourself to His plan.

​❎ Do you feel you need to read the Bible more, be more spiritual, or ‘have it all together’ before you're ready to fulfill God's purpose?
​❎ Are you amped up or frantic with a lot of anxiety and you're OFF and ON bipolar or depression medicines?
❎ When you wake up, do you feel like you just want to crawl under a rock?
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R E S U L T S
|   Let go of any need to impress people (or God)
|   Finally put down the weight of your own destiny
|   Freedom from addictions/prescription medications
|   Find meaning and purpose in God's calling on your life
#1 THERAPY ALTERNATIVE FOR MEN ™

We weren’t mad at Christian therapy or counseling, just disappointed.

People hire therapists and counselors to talk about their problems, to share their problems, to air, to vent their problems. And unfortunately rarely do anything about their problems. Therapy and counseling help a little but tend to go on for years and years and years because the mental rocks are still present.

​Christian husbands join BlowUpRocks when they're done talking about their problems, they're tired of hearing their wives mention their control issues, and they're finally ready to blow up their inner rocks. They're ready to take action to get the solution.

The one thing you'll get from BlowUpRocks, is RESULTS. 
We're not here for counseling or therapy. 

We're going to demolish anger, addiction, anxiety, depression, fatigue, disappointment, confusion about the future (and many more rocks!) so that you'll finally feel PEACE & PURPOSE.

Brother, if you want to explode the rocks that are holding you down, and you're ready to do some inner demolition - if you're ready to lean in and create the life you actually want ... the loving marriage you see other men living ... a remarkable legacy for your children and children's children - then BlowUpRocks is the detonator you've been searching for!

We're going to clear your path to an abundant life.
​You have my word in that matter.
BLOW UP ROCKS™

Want real results?

Select your customized "demolition plan" below.

  

Group Mastermind Coaching

(ENROLLMENT OPENS SOON)
  • A 90 Day Accelerated Boot Camp Experience
  • You're going to learn how to process your anger & stress (without blowing up on your wife & kids)
  • You're going to align with God’s plan and gain confidence & certainty in your purpose
  • You're going to feel respected and appreciated when you come home from work
  • You're going to feel a sense of hope about your future
  • Join a Community of Christian Husbands Just Like You
  • Eliminate Anger & Stress in 90 Days or it's Free!​​™

✅​ MOST POPULAR

Elite 1:1 Coaching

(Private Sessions with Coach Joseph)
  • Get Weekly/Monthly, Mentorship with Coach Joseph Warren
  • You're going to eliminate your Anger & Stress in just 90 days
  • You're going to align with God's plan for your life.
  • You are going to finally get PEACE & PURPOSE.
  • You're going to "level up" your marriage and parenting.
  • You're going to break free from "chronic disappointment" (by ceasing your pursuit of perfection).
  • ​You're going to experience unprecedented increase in your Business & Finances
  • You're going to get Peace of Mind about Your Future
  • You'll gain explosive Growth in your Mindset, Marriage, Parenting, and Faith - Guaranteed!​​
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We only work with a handful of select high net worth individuals each year who are focused on massive impact and legacy.
Q&A
DOES IT USE PSYCHOLOGY?
​Yes, BlowUpRocks contains elements of psychology, spirituality, and personal ownership. This unique blend of modalities is found in the Stones and Boulders programs. Just enough to provide some life-changing transformation without creating dependency on coaching.
HELP WOMEN BLOW UP ROCKS??
Yup. Though we predominantly assist men, we have helped countless high-achieving women blow up rocks in their business and personal lives. The most common rocks that people trip over have no gender bias whatsoever.
WHERE DO WE MEET TO BLOW UP ROCKS?
​Our company started and is operated out of Tampa, FL, USA. All session are held via Zoom, which makes it possible for us to BlowUpRocks for anyone regardless of where in the world you're located.
WHERE DID THIS PROGRAM COME FROM?
BlowUpRocks was started by Joseph Warren after spending hundreds of hours in 1 on 1 coaching sessions with real clients just like you. It turns out that you're not alone - the same rocks weigh us all down.
CAN YOU GET STARTED WHILE IN THERAPY?
Absolutely! However, after doing BlowUpRocks for 90 days, you'll probably want to breakup with your therapist, "I think we should just be friends".
WILL IT MAKE ME MORE VIRILE?
BlowUpRocks will permanently smash the rocks that weigh you down every single day. Will getting free and feeling significantly lighter give you more vitality, passion, and aliveness in your marriage? We're no genius but we suspect that it just might :)

Hey, I'm Joseph.

I'm an elite men's coach who helps Christian Husbands like you prioritize their time and remove the anxiety from their business and home lives, wherever they live.

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